BLESS 'EM ALL ! The long & the short and the tall.

That ain't dewdrops dripping from that rosebud...

That ain't dewdrops dripping from that rosebud either……………………….

Nothing in hand is worth two in the...

Nothing in hand is worth two in the tush………………………..

That burning...

That burning desire………………………….

Proof positive - once you are hooked you can't stop...

Proof positive - once you are hooked you can't stop working the worm………

Quite a different technique - this is the "give and...

Quite a different technique - this is the "give and take" approach……………..

How colourful - could even be described as...

How colourful - could even be described as jolly!………………

Definitely time to clamp down on naughty...

Definitely time to clamp down on naughty boys………………….

Puppy...

Puppy screw……………………………

Entrapped in gossamer for alien...

Entrapped in gossamer for alien violation……………………………………..

Table the...

Table the motion………………………

Paisley pattern  -...

Paisley pattern  - pleasant………………..

A messy...

A messy one…………………………

The subtitle says it...

The subtitle says it all!……………………..

Not a crop circle - more a crap...

Not a crop circle - more a crap circle…………………

Must be municipal employees - takes three to do a simple...

Must be municipal employees - takes three to do a simple job……………l

Open for business - in the open...

Open for business - in the open air…………………..

Despite everything a display of excitement is...

Despite everything a display of excitement is obvious……………….

Sling, slang, slung - hand in the...

Sling, slang, slung - hand in the bum………………………….

We've only just begun - moving right...

We've only just begun - moving right along………………….. 

Two hot daddies with a very lucky lad - for all to...

Two hot daddies with a very lucky lad - for all to see………………..